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Use your Horoscope to pick your movies

If you're looking for a movie your astrological sign will tell you which one is perfect for you, an expert says. (The expert happens to be qualified in quantum mechanics and sculpture.)

"A Leo is naturally more at ease with certain movies than an Aries. A Virgo on the other hand finds something not quite right with every movie."

ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Aries men and women are adventurous and freedom loving. This would suggest a movie such as The In-Laws.

TAURUS (April 20-May20)
Taureans like to live in surroundings of quality and classy type stuff. In their case I would recommend The Hoffman Concert or perhaps Victor Borge - Captured Live.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Gemini folks are up-to-date --- outlook and appearance wise. Here I would suggest Victor-Victoria.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Protective domestic, mothering type...See Aliens.

LEO (July 23-August 22)
Leos have a well developed sense of showmanship, drama and a flare for the grand. Probably a movie such as Ran would be in order.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Neat, tidy, meticulous & perhaps even picky --- this and more has been used to describe the Virgo. Since no film will match up to their standard I wouldn't even suggest a film as appropriate. Midnight Run might be good for a giggle however.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-October 22)
Librans: charming, romantic and perhaps even refined. Here the obvious recommendation would be a movie such as The Seven Faces of Dr. Lao.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-November 21)
Imaginative and possessing strong feelings and emotions, these folks would do well to see a movie such as Buckeroo Banzi.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov.22-Dec. 21)
Sagittarians are reputed to be widely and freely explorative. In this case I would suggest Flight of the Navigator or Explorers.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.19)
Some say Capricorns are reliable, determined and ambitious. For them I recommend Terminator.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18)
Aquarians with their reputation for being eccentric may do well to check out a movie such as Horse Feathers.

PISCES (Feb 19-March 20)
Compassionate, sensitive and intuitive. Yes for a Piscean I would suggest Clue.

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