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 In spite of growing rumors that I am a channel for Captain Kangaroo's dishwasher repairperson I can attest that only on very good days am I a large -- more typically I'm an XL.If memory can serve as evidence, than I'm almost convinced it was I who typed in the following stories. But if my memory is anything like my bank account, I'm probably overdrawn and there's actually an ape replacement mucking about in the works while I'm on vacation inside some huge machine with nothing but a virtual reality device as an interface. Be forewarned if I can figure out how to get back I won't be content with those insipid coffee breaks that have been passing themselves off as a just reward. *
* If you don't recognize the allusions to "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" you have missed a fun film.
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