Party House

Party House over on Maidenhead Lane is filled to capacity tonight; small sign taped on camper door reads, "If this camper's rockin', don't bother knockin'". Precolored easy to assemble Party House on 24" by 24" base, with 2 overnighters, 30's auto classic, rocks, trees and ground textures, and you don't have to be a dude or even a dudess, to party on!

Blood Alley

Having trouble getting ahead? You'll find plenty of them here in Blood Alley, where they tend to be stacked up behind the houses as they roll. This whole 24" by 24" based-shebang, with an intricate and beautiful precolored ready to assemble HO scale Black Forest chalet kit, steel-roof outbuilding kit, a variety of vintage classic auto kits, groundcover and roadway texture and even a few trees, a heck of a lot of assembly required for that price. If you want yours assembled by General Xxaxx himself, it's Price on Request, and worth every penny!

BardoTown(tm) Missile Base

Who hasn't dreamt of owning their own anti-ballistic missile base? And here, at last, is everybody's dream come true; this 24" by 24" HO scale BardoTown(tm) Missile Base module comes complete with two missile kits, pre-set for high-density populations, 1 chopper kit, 2 field tank kits, 1 jeep-type vehicle kit, rock, trees, ground cover, foam for hill and, depending on availability, a bit of rare HO scale chain-link fence and/or barbed wire, all shipped to you (shipping extra, of course) for your home pike including plans for the installation of teensy-weensy simulated nuke warheads inside those little transport-mounted puppies.

The Boulevard

The Boulevard is a little rich for most on the DarkSide(tm), but these upwardly mobile souls enjoy their afterlife in these stunning HO scale townhouses, together with a variety of collectible upwardly mobile automobiles, eighteen incredibly detailed precolored townhouse kits, materials for center divider and roadway, lawns, interior and exterior lights, on a huge 48" by 48" base, wiring instructions for night lighting included.

Street of Magicians

The Street of Magicians is detailed with figures preparing to open their HO scale shops for the morning trade; this breathtaking 24" by 24" scenario comes complete with everything you see here (we reserve the right to make adequate substitutions, subject to product availability) in precolored kits, with hand-painted figurines, tarmac texture.

Angelic Embassy

Wow! Your very own Angelic Embassy! You know what this means...Diplomatic Immunity from Politically Incorrect Statements and other Perks! Yes, you'll be able to freely issue all sorts of meaningless paperwork from your embassy house. Imagine the envy of your Bardo neighbors in the haunted houses next door to yours when they find out you've got not only a Rolls in front of your embassy, but there's a second car, and it's one of those collectible rarities thrown in from General Xxaxx's personal collection, along with a few hand-cast lead, handpainted Bardo Bovines(tm)! Also includes trees, asphalt texture, embassy plus side-building, 24" by 24" base!