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The idea of this game is simply to redefine words from the dictionary restoring them to their "proper" definitions.
- Rules:
- You may use the dictionary word as is.
- Or, you may alter a single letter only.
- Or, you may drop a single letter.
- Or, you may add a single letter.
- Or, you may use a homonym for a single syllable.
- Abducted:
- To have your mind, body and commonsense taken captive and forced to satisfy the 'alien' dictates of your stomach.
- Angoraphobia:
- The fear of girls with big boobs wearing tight, fuzzy sweaters.
- Bardoshyte:
- Particles of phenomena clustered into a useless object. Accumulated material objects that have no function other than to fill up empty space in a chamber.
- Baroque:
- When you don't have Monet.
- catapult:
- what you do when your cat iritates you and your already in a pissy mood to begin with.
- Coffee :
- - n., a person who is coughed upon.
- Collectshun:
- Stuff someone has accumulated and now wants to avoid.
- Deli Lama:
- Sliced lamb, with mustard and kosher dill on rye.
- Distraction:
- The act of being bound by dis-traction rather than by dat traction.
- Dopeler effect:
- The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
- Entropy:
- Something that isn't what it use to be.
- Flabbergasted:
- - adj., appalled over how much weight you have gained.
- Flatteree:
- Someone who is flattened by a mob ofoverzealous admiring fans.
- Foreigner:
- Someone who is past the threeinger stage and is on their way to becoming an Fiveigner.
- Gargoyle:
- -n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.
- Glibido:
- All talk and no action.
- Gnawseating:
- Sickeningly chewy.
- Guidelines::
- All phenomena is illusion
Neither attracted nor repelled
Not making any sudden moves
My habits will carry me through
- Hatches:
- A poor man's Head Cheese. More vile and composed of even more insidious ingredients than its ancestor. If you need to know what's in it, don't eat it.
- Hellbilly:
- A denizen of the outer rural regions of hell.
- Hipatitis:
- Terminal coolness.
- Homeboys:
- what white people call their friends if they want to sound "hard" or "badass"
- infinite:
- Not in finite anymore (or vice versa)
- Insect:
- Membership in the really popular collective cult or religious sect.
- Karmageddon:
- It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.
- Love Aspect:
- Intimate configuration occurring when his Venus is conjoined Uranus.
- Morgasm:
- Too much of a good thing.
- offislur:
- -n. A bad police officer joke.
- ossifly:
- The drunken insect around your beer can.
- Oyster:
- - n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
- politicaly correct:
- discourse in the missionary position
- Politics:
- Meaning many blood-sucking ticks.
- rectifly:
- That annoying buzzing insect around your anus
- Rectitude:
- - n., the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
- Reintarnation:
- Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
- Sarchasm:
- The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.
- Semantics:
- Small creatures who like to hang out where they can see humans.
- shpadoinkle:
- anything and everything you want it to be
- Sitcom:
- A person with a Single Income, Two Children and an Oppressive Mortgage.
- Sparadigm:
- Request for spare change. i.e. "Brother can you ...."
- Stuborn:
- A for-shortened birthing
- Verifly:
- The action of a would be fraud when the Visa card doesn't make it through the zon.
- Vishes:
- Wishes that have a vicious, diabolic and slightly humorous twist.
- Voidger:
- Someone who likes traveling nowhere.
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