BLOOD AND GUTS says it all about this planet, doesn't it??? Well, this game is definitely NOT that!!! There are no "enemies" except yourself and your own lack of skillz.

If you've read down this far (it's only the second paragraph, but you'd be surprised how many well-dressed supposedly civilized folks' knuckles actually scrape the ground) this is probably something you'll relate to...read on:

There is no safety in numbers. One single moment in an enraged mob of urban looters will verify that.

Safe stocks? No, sorry, there are no "safe investments" of any kind anywhere. Everything on this planet is one hair's-breadth away from total annihilation, and we spend trillions a year trying to forget that fact.

But it is a fact. And even if humans don't succeed in blowing themselves and their little blue mudball into smithereens in the next few years, sooner or later a Planet-Killer sized meteorite, asteroid or cometary mass is going to connect in a big way with it.

If all the nations were united in research and development to stop such a Planet-Killer (and rest assured, one is likely to hit in the next decade; one almost hit us last year) we might avoid total annihilation, but it'd take trillions and defense engineers would have to be taken off other projects.

On the other hand, why worry about that when some megalomaniac can simply decide to set a few thousand oilwells ablaze, thus polluting the atmosphere irretrievably???

So what am I selling, you're doubtless asking by now. I'm selling Information.

Check my feedback, then check my background and reputation.

I'm offering a glimpse into the future of humanity, but a lot more "in the clear" than I did as Nostradamus.

No, it's not a put-on or a scam. I've been around a long, long time, and so have you.

So what am I offering? As I said, a glimpse into the future of Humanity, the World & Everything.

It comes to you in the form of a CD-ROM for PC, containing the First-Person Action Bardo Game called "SlimeWorld(tm) . This exciting new Spiritual Training Game requires at least a P-90, compatible soundcard, but no graphics cards. 18 FULL extremely challenging levels, but NO MONSTERS!!! Nothing to kill, sorry!!!

That's it. Good Luck Bidding. RATING: I'd say "G", but it hasn't been officially rated. There is a can of fartspray, and you need to read to follow the storyline and hints, so I'd guess AGES 5 & up, if you can handle your kid picking up & using the fart spray (yes, it's really true--we have the stuff for sale in my online novelty shop).