WE WILL BUILD ONE CUSTOM OVERWORLD PLUS NINE CUSTOM "DUNGEON" LEVELS FOR YOU!!!

GET FREE DEMO OF PAPARAZI NOW!

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"Zenn",

"Temples"

...and many other modestly-to-very successful titles, plus we've designed hundreds of websites and you know what HTML compilers get an hour!!!
Plus, we daytrade (successfully, so far) for our supper. so we don't need your money and that's why it comes so cheap...Check out the leasing cost of any comparable commercial engine plus the cost of custom designed levels!!! Yes, that's right, over a half a million bucks, easily. We know that. We're not suckers, we just don't need the money.

Will we do this for free? Please don't make me laugh when my lips are chapped. This is hard labor. Those who've never made a game have no idea how damnably detailed and demanding it is.

What you are buying:

1. One fully developed First-Person Action Shooter for PC, with A FULL NINE (9) DUNGEON LEVELS plus ONE (1) OVERWORLD with over 1200 OVERWORLDS FROM WHICH TO CHOOSE!!! We will rework the OVERWORLD & DUNGEON LEVELS SLIGHTLY to accommodate your storyline and characters, but CUSTOM WORK WILL COST YOU EXTRA AND IS NOT INCLUDED IN THIS DEAL!!!
2. You get to NAME THE GAME ANYTHING YOU WANT and to PUT YOUR OWN NAME ON YOUR OWN GAME. You own ALL the rights to THAT PARTICULAR GAME but not to the engine or the environment or the game development environment and editors, which includes all textures, soundbytes, effects and even the basic PREFAB from which your game was built. We reserve copyright and you must correctly identify the developers/designers/artists/musicians in your readme.tex file included with your commercial release. We also reserve the right to redesign the levels for use in other games, since they are all built on PREFAB LEVELS. Don't worry, NO TWO GAMES WILL LOOK ALIKE, nor will the gameplay be the same in any two games...WE WANT YOU TO WIN!!!

   WHY???

   Because when you produce a HIT, our engine GETS THE CREDIT and we get MORE INTEREST in our engine and our games AND SO DO YOU when anyone else using our engine gets a HIT!!!

3. Variable ai bots from bonehead to unstoppable.

   

4. All types of environments can be produced for you from OUR BASIC PREFAB GAME... Our engine uses portal, room, polygon and EVP rendering.
5. Thousands of environmental variations are possible from our 9-LEVEL PREFAB GAME. By changing the textures and backgrounds, almost anything is possible.
6. Hundreds of monsters and animations are available from which to choose for your enemy bots!!!
7. A variety of weapons, including funny ones, magical ones, etc. are available.
8. Any kind of environment from urban to ancient tombs to UFO interiors or space-walks amongst the stars can be produced with our engine, but it is limited to the NINE PREFAB LEVELS already produced. We simply alter the LOOK of the game to suit your TITLE and can sometimes fit the gaming to the STORY or CONCEPT, too, if it can be done without changing the game itself. It runs and plays real good as it is, but the gimmick is that it can LOOK LIKE ANYTHING!!! The game is the important thing to gamers, so we don't mess with that!!! But it can L@@K like anything!!!
9. RAD soundbytes created by Doc Needham!
10. Fast internet play. The fastest. And I mean, fast. The price? There is one, of course--actually two. Enhanced graphics and overloaded audio clips. We eschew them. We had 'em in, and pulled 'em out. While computers are up to it, the internet isn't, so we use ONLY what plays fast, clean & comfortably to a pro-gamer on internet mode.
11. We'll give you our very best advice on how to market your game both on and off the net.
12. We're pro-gamers and are founders of one of the largest gaming clans in the known universe. We can tell you if gamers are actually going to like your stuff, and how to make it so gamers will enjoy playing it as a total-immersion 3-D first-person shooter.
13. Packaging??? Sure, we design packaging. WE WILL DESIGN ONE 11"x17" FULL-COLOR POSTER with screenshots, which we'll take for you if you wish, or we'll use yours, plus you get our design for the BOX, LINER up to 8 PAGES, PLUS INSERT, PLUS MAILER, PLUS ONE FREE PROFESSIONAL PRESS RELEASE--that's all included, but YOU pay for the production and manufacture and packaging and shipping and marketing of the actual product and package--we only deliver the software design for the package and the game software on PC-ROM, two copies only--with backup at our studios just in case, of course.
14. Game lockouts, passwords for admins, clients, etc.
15. Special features such as name entry, keyboard configuration, etc. are all available.
16. Many, many special effects produced by the world- famous VAL just for our gaming engine!!!
17. FULL online game capability including CTF and DeathMatch, plus ability to show games online to spectators!!!
18. Animations from Disney/HB animator Lin Larsen and ClayMation's Tim Elston!!!
19. Thunder, lightning, windows, crouch, swim, fly, jump, WOW!!! full 99 frame animation & much, much more!!!
20. Our expert advice on aftermarket items (we do not design them, only suggest ideas) such as toys, dolls, mugs and ballcaps, patches, etc. (You can check out our EXPLODING LIPS BOOKSTORE at galaxygames.org to see our marketing stuff on sale there).
21. ...And last, but not least, you get our honest feedback and criticism about how come some parts of your story just won't translate into a game...But if you insist, and we can easily do it, we'll do it.

You retain all rights to your creation as issued by us. We are merely the Midwives of Destiny, as it were...we're nonprofit, and we like to do stuff that's interesting, and yes, we have plenty to do...but we're always looking for fun ways to spend eternity, aren't you???

So if you're interested, drop us a line and tell us what you have in mind BEFORE you bid, so we know if our engine is right for your game and can do what you hope it will do!!!

All necessary contracts and documentation for royalty- free engine leasing for your OWN GAME ONLY, of course, etc. are included in the price, except for whatever you spend on a lawyer reading our boiler- plates.

That's about it. ALLOW THREE TO SIX MONTHS FOR RELEASE. Completion Bond available, but you won't need it. We Deliver. And On Time. Six months is the outside time factor, but we'll do it faster if our busy schedule permits...ahahahahahahahahaahaha!!! I'm laughing out loud because the chances of that happening are so astronomical, you'd get better odds on a slot machine! Yep, I predicted it...As I type this in, in my snail-mail this morning there is, indeed, an offer I can't refuse. But we'll make time for your project and get it out on time. We always have made our game deadlines.