You Read It Right.

We will construct a WALKAROUND FULL 3-D FIRST-PERSON ACTION VIRTUAL SHOP FOR YOU WITH YOUR MERCHANDISE.

We can make as many VIRTUAL SHOWROOMS as you'd like, but this eBay sale is specific to the number, to wit:

You are presently bidding on our STANDARD VIRTUAL SHOWROOM STOREFRONT, which contains the following features:

1. SIXTEEN (16) showrooms with up to NINE (9) wall-niche displays, plus plenty of room for UP TO 12 medium or 8 large hanging objects. You get up to four sales counters in each showroom, with room for up to 8 clearly recognizable objects in each, or 4 larger objects set as sculpture-style exhibits on pedestals with overhead lighting.
2. Speaking of lighting, you get a choice of general lighting or dramatic lighting. Here's an actual screenshot of one of our more dramatic works, a multi-exhibit MUSEM--a custom walkthrough (with provision for LIVE ONLINE DOCENTS for FREE SCHOOL TOURS)for MAMA.

   

3. YOU decide which objects shall go into each showroom.
4. You are given not just a blueprint of the online storefront, but AN ONLINE WALKTHROUGH WITH YOUR PERSONAL STORE DESIGNER!!! (We presently have six Pro Game Developers on call to design your 3-D WALKTHROUGH ONLINE STORE!!!)

   

5. WHISPER CHAT feature enables the storekeeper to talk to just one client/customer at a time.
6. RoomLock(tm) feature enables the storekeeper to restrict a conversation to only those in the showroom at that time.
7. LockOut(tm) feature enables the storekeeper to only allow clients into the shop if they have the proper password. The storekeeper can also "ban" anyone from entering again if they have proven abusive.
8. RECYCLE your shop! You can change your exhibits and/or displays WITHIN 48 HOURS (there is a Fast Fee for this, but you can have it done and there are lots of programmers looking for this sort of moonlighting work they can perform at home).
9. REDESIGN the ENTIRE SHOP--you can have your whole shop redesigned for a VERY modest programmer's fee. If you don't mind waiting a while (they're in school, see?) we have some younger Game Designers who are itching to get into it and have already mastered our G.O.D.D.(tm) Game Engine's Editor/ToolBox & Model- Maker, and they'd work cheap. If you can't afford the beginning bid on this item here on eBay, you might consider their talents at about one-tenth the cost... I'll put one of their shops up for sale here and see if you guys like that enough to keep offering the Young Programmers' Online Virtual Shops...
10. You get our BACKUP and we are SUPER-RESPONSIVE-- just check my feedback and you'll see that!!! I want my customers to be more than happy--I want them to be TOTALLY ECSTATIC. When your customers respond to your online store, you will THANK ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR BUSINESS LIFE!!! I run a shop like this and IT WORKS or I wouldn't recommend it to others!!!
11. You will be first on our CLIENT LIST for our VIRTUAL MALL SUPERSITE when it opens THIS SPRING!!! If you don't know what's going on with us (galaxy web design) you haven't been watching your CNBC Squawk Box! We are going BIG, BIG, BIG!!!
12. You get your choice of hundreds of gorgeous textures, such as brick, antique brick, cut stone, raw earth, wallapered, fancy baroque, ultra-mod, spacestation, alien, victorian, medieval, roman, egyptian, greek, zen, & much, much more!!!

    

13. You get a choice of styles of environment from open-air swap-meet to auction gallery (yes, they can raise their hands to bid and not only do they have a client id tag, the LOG IS RECORDED!!!)... to environmental styles like ancient Roman and Italian Baroque, Rustic French--or have your shop set along the Riviera, Champs d'Elysee, Broadway or right on a VIRTUAL HOLLYWOOD & VINE!!!

    

14. You can specify which type of shop you want; it can be anything from a virtual donut shop to a novelties company.

    

15. YOU get to select sounds and/or midi music for your shop if you wish. You can have almost any sound or environmental sound effect you want, due to the extreme diligence and wondrous magic of the world-famous Oz Fritz, our sound engineer, on loan from the fabulous Bill Lazwell's Greenpoint Studio (he recorded Pharaoh Sanders, Foday Musa Suso, Philip Glass, Tom Waits & many other greats!!! and he does our SFX!!!). We have HUNDREDS of great MIDI trax to which we own copyright. Sorry, we cannot install MIDI tracks to which you cannot prove ownership and copyright for CD-ROM release. Believe me, you DON'T want to put .wav files on these downloads... it's better to get them in streaming audio through the browser if you use them at all.
16. You get YOUR OWN VOICE SOUNDBYTES if you wish, although we don't recommend it until EVERYONE is on BROADBAND, which they aren't yet. Lots of soundbytes makes for a longer download, see?

    

17. WE DESIGN FOR SHORT, FAST DOWNLOADS and trouble- free installation and use. Your clients must be HAPPY that they went through the trouble of downloading your virtual shop!!!

    

    Using this technology, Forry Ackerman (Famous Monsters of Hollywood) stars in the upcoming Galaxy Games PC-Action First-Person Shooter, "____" [name secret until release, sorry]!!!

18. YOU GET TO LIVE FOREVER, at least in cyberspace. JUST LIKE FORRY DID for his fabulous new HORROR PC GAME, you provide us with four photos (front, sides & back) and we stick you into your virtual shop where you can walk around and bug customers!!! That's right, they see you and you see them, or you can wear our Generic Male or Generic Female StoreKeeper... and what's more, you can see from their nametags who they are and you can talk to them, walk side-by-side with them around the showrooms, and discuss the sale in restricted-area or line-of-sight communication!
19. You get your choice of carpets, furniture, appliances, etc. from our copious library or you supply color photos & we plug your stuff (the less the better for the sake of fast downloads, so keep it simple, up to maybe 50 items of furniture in addition to the items offered for sale. into your virtual environment.
20. YES, we can duplicate your home, office, factory or other environment from photos & blueprints. It won't be exact, but we'll capture the FEEL of the place. Nobody can do it like we can. WE ARE THE KINGS OF 3-D CYBERCOMMERCE!!!
21. You get our TOTAL BACKUP committment. We RESPOND! One glance at my feedback will confirm this, so you can buy with confidence; we'll be there by your cyberside!!!

We will deliver your VIRTUAL ONLINE 3-D SHOWROOM STOREFRONT on two (2) CD-ROMs (one extra for backup). YOU do the downloads and hosting OR:

We can also provide a service at a very moderate monthly cost, of HOSTING YOUR ONLINE SHOP ON OUR SUPERSITE!!!

Our engine has its own SERVER SEARCH, so your client can press the "JOIN" button and find you INSTANTLY!!!

NO LINUX SERVER NEEDED! Operates off your ordinary PC, and feels like being online in a game of Quake or Unreal, but it's COMMERCIAL, see??? Intead of shooting or stealing, they BUY!!!