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EXPLODING LIPS
AN UNFORGETTABLE ACTION-ADVENTURE IN SLIMEWORLD
Exploding Lips(tm) Will Set You Free!!!
You must descend into a nightmarishly intricate
interwoven set of 18 EXPLOSIVE scenarios that unfold at
a lightning
pace, with the monster lips.
Who is an Exploding Lips player???
Good question. It'll save tons of futility if you read this before
downloading:
- Anyone who still prefers Zelda I over Half-Life, Unreal & Hexen II
will probably be a Lips Person.
- Someone who can find something to do even on those days
when the whole Nation of Football goes on strike will definitely like
Exploding Lips.
- If you've still got almost all your MAD collection from when you
were a kid or got hold of the CD-ROM version with all 500 issues,
you will for sure LOVE Exploding Lips.
- If the Addams Family resembles your homelife, you're a natural
for Exploding Lips.
- If Beetlejuice was your cup of tea, then Exploding Lips is for
you.
- If you noticed the clear resemblance of the end of Star Wars to
the end of The Wizard of Oz, right down to the fuzzy guy, the metal
guy, the little "dog" R2D2 and the dumb, clumsy but lovable
scarecrow, Han Solo (Napoleon Solo reborn?), then you'll take to
Exploding Lips the way down falls off a duck's back.
- If you listened to Mozart while everyone else was losing their
heads over "Rock Around the Clock", Exploding Lips is your meat.
- If you somehow miraculously passed every class right through
two years of college without ever having cracked a textbook, you've
come to the right place...
- If you spent the better part of your childhood grinding telescope
lenses and staring up at the stars, Exploding Lips will set you free.
- If you collected strange objects and raised peculiar pets like
iguanas and tarantulas, you know this is for you.
- If you related to Zul and not to the Ghostbusters and you
remembered Ghost Chasers and Spook Busters were Dead End
Kids movies from the forties, you better start downloading, fast!
- If you find yourself unable to suppress laughter at weddings,
funerals and other human rituals, Exploding Lips is right up your
alley, so to speak.
- If you can't resist getting up in costume to greet trick or
treaters on Hallowe'en, then you'll find yourself right at home in the
world of Exploding Lips.
- If you couldn't wait to get out of Disneyland, you'll be happy in
Exploding Lips.
- If you thought Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was a bit
underdone, you know you're going to want to play the entire
Exploding Lips game, all 18 levels of it, no matter how Vogonish it
may be!!!
- If you were one of those rare individuals who never got around
to watching Johnny Carson, this game is your game!
- If you loved films like Rustler's Rhapsody, Young Frankenstein,
Buckaroo Banzai, The Lady Killers, Pink Panther, any Monty
Python madness--then Exploding Lips will appeal to your inner
sense of dead parrotness.
- If you went out of your way to use bus, train or subway
transfers instead of paying another fare or walking, Exploding Lips
may not be for you.
- If you're convinced that no huge meteorite will strike the Earth
in your lifetime, you might not want to tackle Exploding Lips.
- If you typically return merchandise for refund after a year's use,
you won't enjoy Exploding Lips at all.
- If you find nothing funny except someone else getting hurt,
Exploding Lips is profoundly not your game.
- If you're more interested in the substance of the game than the
appearance, Exploding Lips may be what you've been looking for.
- If you've read this far, download the game right away--Exploding
Lips was written just for you!!!
ceo, insaneinvestorsclub.com
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