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OVERCOME YOUR EBAY FEARS AND BECOME A SELLER!
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN TOGETHER & CREATE NEW WEALTH!
Hi, my eBay "handle" is "insaneinvestor"--and I'm NOT
dependent on your money for anything, (I donate 100%
of all proceeds to charity and you make out the check
to a 501(c)3 yourself!) so hopefully
you'll read on for your OWN benefit!
When I first became a semi-invalid, I figured I'd lost
my business entirely and, as a matter of fact, until
I put up my online storefront about six years ago--I
am considered a Genuine Online Pioneer, a.k.a. "relic"
and am one of the earliest video game developers still
around--I was in fact "out of business" in fact if not
in name.
Even with over a million hits at a rate of 2,000 an
hour last year on my site, I was unable to sell the
way I can on eBay and That Other Place!
AND BEST OF ALL, I WAS HAVING FUN!
- Testing marketing ideas
- Creating Small Acts of Kindness
- Meeting LOTS of new friends, like yourself!
- Discovering incredible & unusual gift items
- Turning people on to the incredible personal
freedom offered by this fantastic new medium!
- Creating methods of better communication and
teamwork through Compassionate Marketing (our
investment club's motto is "Capitalism With A Heart" and
we invest for charity).
- JUST PLAIN HAVING FUN!!!
- Getting through the night. There isn't anyone
who doesn't know what this means.
I was surprised to learn that few of my friends had
even TRIED to sell on eBay,
even though they had tons
of stuff around the house/garage/attic/basement that
they would have loved to dump, and that someone else
would surely regard as a "treasure"!
It all seemed so easy to me, and eBay provides all
sorts of seller's tips, etc. for the newbie seller, but...
for some reason,
NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAD BEEN ABLE TO
OVERCOME THAT FIRST BIG EXPONENTIAL LEARNING CURVE!
So I held a sort of impromtu "eBay Spoken Here" class at
our Friday Nite "Bull & Bear Session" here at
OUR INVESTOR'S CLUBHOUSE,
and we all started a little friendly competition to see
who could sell the most stuff on eBay for charity.
Well, I won, hands down, and it didn't take a rocket
scientist to figure out why...
I knew a few simple
seller's "tricks" that they didn't know, that's all...
Nothing unfair or overwhelming...just
the same psychology that's
keeping you glued to this text right now...
And since I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY, and don't make any
personal income from this--it's ALL
for charity,
including your donation for this Hot Little Booklet
of Auction Secrets--you can be sure I'm going to
tell ALL!
There's no reason for me to hold back. I give you
ALL my POWERHOUSE
SIMPLE SECRETS OF ONLINE AUCTIONS, including
my "IDIOT'S GUIDE TO HTML"
plus HOW TO GET REPEAT BUSINESS and HOW TO GET A GOOD
REPUTATION IN ANY BUSINESS, and much, much more!!!
MY SECRETS ARE SIMPLE, BUT PRICELESS! YOU RISK ONLY
TWO LOUSY BUCKS, AND IF YOU THINK YOU WASTED YOUR
MONEY, I'LL REFUND IT GLADLY! I PUT 1,000 BOOKLETS
UP FOR SALE IN THIS DUTCH AUCTION,
SO YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY MORE THAN THE OPENING BID!
IF YOU DON'T AGREE THAT MY SECRETS ARE WORTH
MANY TIMES WHAT YOU PAID, HEY, THIS BUSINESS IS HERE
FOR YOU! EVERY ITEM I SELL IS 100% SATISFACTION
GUARANTEED! SIMPLY RETURN IT FOR REFUND! I KNOW YOU
WILL BE DELIGHTED! YOU MIGHT WANT A COPY OR TWO FOR
FRIENDS! THESE ARE PRINTED ON NICE STOCK, AND THEY
ARE WELL WORTH THE TWO BUCKS!
GOOD LUCK WITH MY SELLING SECRETS, MAY YOU NEVER
THIRST! MAY THE LONG-TIME SUN SHINE UPON YOU! PEACE!
WINNING BIDDERS ADD A MERE 50 CENTS SHIPPING PLEASE!
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