Ain't Death a Bitch???
Happens to everyone now & again; problem is, what
do you do between-lives???
Now, at last, there's a semi-permanent Answer to
That Question...And what's more, you can do it online
with Others With A Similar Problem...
And what, exactly, is The Problem? If you don't
know, you definitely don't need what I have
to offer. If, on the other hand, you spend most nights
sleepless and most days wondering "Where the heck
is everyone???", then this is for you.
And what, exactly, is it I'm offering???
Simply put, An Answer--not The Answer, because there
is no The Answer--to The Problem.
The Answer is not an easy dumbed-down answer--sorry--
and the fact is that there is no Instant Cure...
What does that mean to you? It means at least one
year of dedicated application.
Just as with gymnastics,
ring-toss, juggling, violin or an exotic foreign
language, what you don't spend serious
time practicing, you never really master.
Same is true with what I'm offering; no pain, no gain.
True Mastery takes
serious dedication and unremitting application.
If you've read this far, this is probably something
you can use to change your life.
I'll make it easy on you; not out of the goodness of
my heart--just to put the responsibility right squarely
where it belongs...on your shoulders.
Responsibility for what, you ask???
For actually DOING something with what I'm offering.
And what the heck is it I'm offering, anyway???
Can we get specific???
Sure we can.
I'm offering one year of my life. Oh, not the whole
year, to be sure! Actually two hours per month for
the next 12 months is what you get when you go online
in one of my Safaris With Morris...
Naturally, I'm talking to those who have gone on
safaris with me; the public has no information on our
safaris and wouldn't be interested in them.
Normally a ticket to the Morris Online Safaris
goes for $25-$50 each for a two-hour live session online
with Morris, and $25 per person for safaris with
Official Morris Guides.
That works out to a minimum of $300 a year, which
is the going rate anyway, without eBay...
So if all the tickets are always sold out, why are they
going on eBay now all of a sudden???
I can take only eight (8) avatars at a time into a
Morris Safari, I typically haven't done more than one
Morris Safari a month, sometimes two...
and there are currently hundreds of signups, so
do the math...
How do I choose who goes and who doesn't, for the whole
year???
I can't, it would be too subjective. Believe me, I
gave it plenty of "DD" (Due Diligence), lots of
considerations here...In the end, to be Totally
Fair to All, I've put all the season tickets up for
sale on eBay, limited to the number I can handle this
year.
Last year's attendance was 100% and I expect it to
be the same this year, with about 120 people on a "hot"
waiting list in case of cancellations, but to date,
there have never been any, because they've been sold
to someone else who wanted to go.
It's okay to resell your ticket(s) but everyone who
goes on Safari is subject to the Basic Rules of
Niceness and anyone misbehaving will have their
ticket refunded, and they won't be invited back. We're
very protective of our Bardo Safari travelers.
These Morris Safaris have certainly grown in the past
quarter-century since they began down in our basement
at New House back in 1973!
Tens of thousands of programming hours have gone into
the environment and countless more into the artwork,
music and sound effects, plus the over 5,000 special
FX that VAL has made for our little internet world
called "BardoTown(tm)"...
What, exactly, is the idea?
Why, simply exposure, through your video monitor and
audio card, to the Cleansing Radiations of the Bardo,
that's all.
100% of all proceeds go directly to charity to support
our Mother of All Websites:
Good luck bidding!
