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<p><h2><font color=red>INCREDIBLE FIND MAY NOT LAST LONG!</font></h2></p> <p><font color=blue> <h3>We Searched The World To Find This incredible "THUNDERWALKER" Tee-Shirt Just For YOU!</p> </p></h3></font> <p><font color=green> Don't miss this opportunity to win your very own "THUNDERWALKER" TEE-SHIRT</p></font> <font color=purple><ol> <li>Can be used as a play item <li>Wonderful as a Den or Lair Showpiece <li>Use it as a chamois, to dust your Treasure Collection or give your car that final polish! <li>Terrific Sleepwear for Those summer Outings! <li>Shows Folks Where It's Really At! <li>Can be terrific "Hypnagogic Induction" device to quell suspicions that you might be a miserable human, and not merely a Mystical Warrior(ess) in disguise.... <li>Makes a wonderful tee-shirt or shortie dress, too! </ol> </font> </font><font color=blue> <p>THIS IS A DUTCH AUCTION, SO THE LOWEST BID AMONGST THE WINNING BIDDERS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY! MY LOSS IS YOUR GAIN! You may bid for as many units as you like up to the limit stated in this listing. Your unit price is the LOWEST bid amongst the winning bidders!!! Get it? Me neither, all I know is, it saves YOU money, and costs ME plenty! But it's all in the name of sheer eBay fun, so let the merriment begin! Good luck bidding--with half a billion people browsing these listings, you may need it! </p></font> <p><font color=purple> Good Luck Bidding, and don't forget...it's the soft song and the magic whistle that win the day! </p></font> <p><font color=red><h3> Oh, I almost forgot...You might want to visit <a href="http://cgi3.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewListed Items&userid=insaneinvestor&include=0&since=-1&sort=2&rows=25"> <i>insaneinvestor's</i> other Great & Mystical Auctions here on eBay!</a> </font></h3><p> THIS IS A BARGAIN, IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW IT! <font color=red></p> p.s.--I wanna thank my Buddy & Fellow Insane Investor Club Member Anderson Anderson-Smith fer posing with our INCREDIBLE "THUNDERWALKER" TEE-SHIRT. He wears one wherever he goes, just as a preventative measure against coyotes and to remind himself to to...to...ah, well...sigh...I don't understand the theory, but there haven't been any coyotes, at least, around his hogan. Apparently it works at least as well as the Magic Buffalo Poo Repellent (No Buffalo-Pucky, So Far...). </p> </font> <p> ps: I hope you're not overly long in this treacherous market...</p></font> <p> All Club Members:</p> <p> Go To Our <a href="http: //www.insaneinvestorsclub.com/"> Sekrit Website Clubhouse</a> and use your "Bull & Bear Lounge" password to get to our special posting strictly for club members--special discounts and free hot trading pick of the day! </p> <p> <font color=red>Our Eternal Gratitude goes out to a good buddy & swell sax player, our band member, <a href="http://www.slimeworld.org/cloister/cd/cdm179.html">Bob Canatsey</a>, who passed the Veil on May 8, 1999. CYA ONLINE, good buddy!</fo����