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<h2><font color=green>"GAZERTENPLATT" amulet from GoreBags's Magic Garden</font></h2> <font color=blue>Yes, that's right, a genuine Gazertenplatt can be yours if you WIN this auction. CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER if you win this auction because you will be the proud possessor of one Certified Genuine Gazertenplatt, worth many times what you will have paid for it, at least in my estimation, and my opinion is worth a lot, believe me. So, anyway, as I was telling you before I so rudely interrupted myself, you'll be the proud possessor of one (1) Certified Gazertenplatt, containing GENUINE CERTIFIED FRESH DIRT DUG UP FROM GOREBAG'S MAGIC GARDEN AND LOADED INTO A GENUINE 12K GOLD-FILLED ROPE-EDGED BEZEL.... </font> <h2><font color=purple>I have put my reserve at full wholesale so a retailer has a chance at this item!</font></h2> <font color=blue>Now, the only question is...</font> <i><font color=red>to whom are <i>YOU</i> going to sell it...?</font><i>