Dead Elvis's Homepage for the Bardo & Afterlife Challenged

A hunk of burning love,
Desire -- boundless,
If you ever get over her,
Who will be the blessed dove to receive your fountain?
Don't worry about breaking a heart,
that was done long ago,
Just enjoy the good times and know that you're Mr Mojo....

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It's a bitter sweet symphony.........that's life......

Thanks to Mike for this card:

To the family of a grandmother:

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Sorry to hear about your grandmother

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We didnt think she'd ever go. --- signed, the hospital staff

Thanks to Mike for this card:

To the parents of Hanson (if they died):

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With deepest sympathy upon the loss of your sons

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Who am i kidding?

Thanks to Susan for this card:

To the surviving "ex-spouse", when suicide occurs after the final divorce:

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We always suspected that you'd be better off without him...

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Pity the bastard couldn't have
killed himself BEFORE
when you were in a position
to inherit.

Thanks to Claude Needham for this card:

A card for your friends that believe in reincarnation:

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Here today

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Hare tomorrow.

Thanks to Dark Camel (aka Tom) for this card:

A card for the grieving widow:

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My prayers go out to you and your family during this time of great loss.

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Not to change the subject, but that rat bastard dead husband of yours owes me 50 bucks! (A check will be fine.)

Thanks to Mr. Anonymous for this card:

A card for Mother of son(s) killed in war:

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In a time of great loss
It seems our lives are wrecked
but your children went off to the trenches...

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What the hell did you expect?

Thanks to A MADD Ms. Anonymous for this card:

A card for Surviving family of loved ones killed by drunk driver:

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Our deepest sympathies.

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...at least the other guy is okay.

Thanks to Joan. A. for this card:

A card for those whose Grandparents have large estates:

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Life blooms like the flower
Whose petals one day blow
Our sympathies go out to you and yours

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One down, one to go.

Thanks to Fred J. for this card:

A card for girlfriend of the deceased:

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My deepest sympathy,
On the loss of your
Beloved boyfriend.

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By the way, you doing anything Friday night?

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