Joseph McCarthy and Kenneth Starr Not Maternal Twins
Apart from appearance to the contrary Joseph McCarthy and Kenneth Starr are not maternal nor paternal twins. Partially due to the rash of recent studies concerned with the close psychological similarities between maternal twins it's now an easy jump to the conclusion that Joe and Ken are twins. If they look alike, sound alike, and smell alike they must be twins. Well that's not always the case. As is clearly illustrated here. Joseph has been dead for years. And, although Ken's career may be in the pre-terminal stages he's still walking and talking and talking and talking.
In related news it has been revealed that neither Ken Starr nor Joseph McCarthy are direct decendents from the Salem MA prosecutors of historical fame -- at least not direct decendents.
Does the phrase "witch hunt" ring a bell, book and candle?