Camp David News
AMP DAVID-- In a surprise move today, Camp David decided to change his name back to David Camp, thus perhaps finally escaping the hell through which he has been put these past few days, between the phone calls, news crews and papparazzi swarming all over his secret East Kansas mountain retreat where he and his video rangers fight the forces of good and evil. (SOUND TRACK UP: WAGNER VALKYRIE). Never give your last name first, first name last, middle initial, if you want to be left alone. Once you're part of the system, it never lets go. Let this be a lesson to all the David Camps out there!
