Eleventh Commandment
In a surprise move today Ken Starr announced that he was adding an eleventh commandment -- "Thou Shalt Not Get Any." Some religious scholars were more than a little miffed. To quote the Pope "Where does this upstart self-appointed self-serving little weasel get off adding a commandment? The guy can't even call a proper game of Bingo." And in closing the The Pope added, "And, while were are at it let me set the record straight on something else -- I don't shit in the woods."
